Week 18 Sibling talk

So I dont like any of my siblings and dont honestly have any memories with them so I'll talk about my best friend who has literally became my sister. Lemme just list all the things I love about her..
   -She's beautiful and I love her
   -We have the longest most dumbest conversations ever
   -She doesn't go behind my back like half the people I'm "friends" with
   -I can rant to her and she wont tell a soul
   -If I dont like someone, she dont like them either
   -She lets me eat her food
   -We dont have to talk for like ever and when I finally see her, its just like the way it was when I      last saw her
Some of the memories I have with her include
   -Yesterday I hung out with her and I said "you know whats funny? ______ has no friends" and we       bursted out laughing
   -During lunch we talk about certain things and just die everytime
   -When I stay the night, we literally dont sleep and its the best.
   -Driving for hours with her a hitting an opossum
Without her IDK where I would be. She literally means everything and I wouldn't be where I am right now without her.

Week 17 Future

I was frozen and woken 1000 years from now. Childish Gambinos song became extremely popular since then. (3005 by him). I predict that Earth will be a sad sad place. I dont think there will be very much left. We might have figured out another planet to destroy. People now own unicorns as pets. Everything is computerized or metal. Oxygen is man made or we mutated to breathe something else. We also become super human. We go to school to discover our human power. When we graduate and get our diploma, our true power comes out. We can finally see all the colors possible. We also invented time travel, but no can see you and you cant change the past. We also have flying cars and sky highways. We were able to put the first building in the air. Because we were running out of land to destroy, how about the air. If none of that happens in 3005, then we destroyed ourselves because Donald Trump will kill us all.